- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

a. why? b. because

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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