xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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