Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

I am a mime

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

You're a big fat monkey.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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