- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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