- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

How old are you? 7

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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