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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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