- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

whats brown and sticky a stick

A American seeking into mexico

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

tim has no humor

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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