- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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