Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

whats hairy and crys your mom

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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