Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

I was once a hamster.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Daniel is a fag

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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