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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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