- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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