- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A baby seal walks into a club.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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