What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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