- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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