- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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