One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Should a pole bump an alarm?

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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