whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Dead girls can't say no.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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