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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

whats up and also down? your mum

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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