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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what did jacob say to coach a joke

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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