why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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