- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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