- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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