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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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