- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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