- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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