guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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ert

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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your face

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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