- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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