Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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