- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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