- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

YOLO You only like Oreos

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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