- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Adam Chebali has no life

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

i love to lick...

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

ecks! why zee?

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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