- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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