- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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