If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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