What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Click here for free sandwich.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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CFL

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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