- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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