- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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