what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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