Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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