- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is 33 + 1? Penis

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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