- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

the midget went to the midget store

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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