- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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