There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Once upon a time a was born

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

joke under this line wins _________________________

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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