How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Anti Joke

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