What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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