- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

snowglobe

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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