- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Christ is a conspiracy

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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