- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Penis.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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