- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do you call a black man? Rob

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

womans having rights.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What is 9+10? 19

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