- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Sex

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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