- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Women's rights

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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