- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

An Asian person drove home safely.

Your mums a potato

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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