- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

the sky is green no it is not

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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