What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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