Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Face...the other white meat!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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