Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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