- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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