- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

women's rights.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

A seal walks into a club.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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