Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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