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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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