is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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How you know when dislextic

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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