what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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