Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Your Mom The End.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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