- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Balls

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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