- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What comes after 23? 24.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Whats worse than suicide? death

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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