Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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