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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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