- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

kennah campion when she talks

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I C U P White stuff

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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