Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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it was all Tagart

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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