- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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