- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

I am a mime

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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