- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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