I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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