What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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