- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Robin, get in the car!

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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