knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Daniel is a fag

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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