- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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